We’re approaching the two-year mark on our marriage soon and we’re really contemplating on whether we should have a baby yet or wait on it for a lil more. Part of us wants to have a kid but the practical side of us thinks we should still wait and think hard.
Here are some common questions I found on the net couples usually ask about babies and getting pregnant:
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: NO! 35 children are enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What’s the most reliable method to determine my baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s irrational.
A: So, what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you are pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room with my wife while she is in labor?
A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Hehehe. Have a nice day everyone!
this is a good one.
HAHAHAHA! This made my day.
hehehe glad you guys liked it, it’s not mine though. I just forgot where I saw it.
real questions… naughty answers :p